Vanity check

Cocktails at Ajmal Sb's place:
This is me, plain and simple:

How to make an A
Ingredients:
1 part competetiveness
3 parts courage
1 part leadership
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of fitness.

With frills and fancies, erm, all caps as initials are to be:

How to make an A
Ingredients:
3 parts mercy
3 parts crazyiness
5 parts beauty
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of emotion and a pinch of salt. Yum!

I can't decide which one to disagree more with!
And yes, nothing better that I could come up with either.

This was better and, erm, truer:

A may explode without warning

M EXPLOSIVE

The University of Blogging Presents to A An Honorary Bachelor of Cutting Majoring in Self Portraiture Signed Dr. GoQuiz.com ®

Alright then, I check in vanity today evening.

Ramadhan Mubarak everyone!